I am the Mother Earth and you're all flops.

Ask me anything   i'm robin. this is my blog.

why did i ever think losing weight would be an option for me when i love Taco Bell so damn much?

— 5 days ago with 1 note
#taco bell 

if i had real money, i could live by myself, anywhere i wanted. i could have a cat, or two, or ten. i wouldn’t have to appease anyone (except maybe my mother). 

i could walk around with no pants on. all. day. long. yeah……

— 1 week ago with 2 notes
#anything beats campus life though  #that shit is the worst 
nitratediva:

Jobyna Ralston and Richard Arlen in William Wellman’s Wings (1927).

nitratediva:

Jobyna Ralston and Richard Arlen in William Wellman’s Wings (1927).

(via caragh)

— 1 week ago with 627 notes
humansofnewyork:

"I’m having trouble dealing with society.""What aspect of society?""The whole thing."

humansofnewyork:

"I’m having trouble dealing with society."
"What aspect of society?"
"The whole thing."

— 1 week ago with 8858 notes

eastvicpark:

entire human race turns out to be some shitty performance art piece by the cosmic equivalent of an overly conceited art major

(via northwangerabbey)

— 1 week ago with 19205 notes
nbchannibal:

♫ Well, we’re all in the mood for a melody and you’ve got us feelin’ terrible/horrific/desperate alright ♪

nbchannibal:

♫ Well, we’re all in the mood for a melody and you’ve got us feelin’ terrible/horrific/desperate alright 

— 2 weeks ago with 2087 notes

I am thinking it’s a sign

That the freckles in our eyes

Are mirror images and when we kiss

They’re perfectly aligned

(Source: hightidesss, via emmamarlar)

— 2 weeks ago with 23976 notes

we can’t keep doing this, tumblr. spring break is over and none of my homework is finished.

— 2 weeks ago with 1 note

onlybloodypeepshow:

Series 4, Episode 3: ‘Gym’

— 2 weeks ago with 475 notes

i seriously just googled "how to organize your life"

because i know what i need to do, i just want someone/something else to tell me how i need to do it

— 3 weeks ago with 2 notes